"When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays."

"When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say."

"A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student."

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."

"There are a lot of things that are personally uncomfortable to show, especially me without makeup and completely bloated or crying. But I've realized that it's time for me to show my audience that you don't have to be perfect to achieve your dreams. Because nobody relates to being perfect."

"You know, I start with the assumption that -or with, with the belief that this president has to succeed. We all have an enormous amount of capital invested in his success. His success is the country's success."

"I'm not after fame and success and fortune and power. It's mostly that I want to have a good job and have good friends that's the good stuff in life."

"The ladder of success is never crowded at the top."