"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."

"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."

"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."

"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."

"Jealous, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping."

"It is a subtle truth that every second given to regret is a precious second stolen from creation — an essential principle for the reflective life."

"Great acts are made up of small deeds."

"The printing press is either the greatest blessing or the greatest curse of modern times, one sometimes forgets which."