"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."

"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."

"She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face."

"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."

"It is not he who reviles or strikes you who insults you, but your opinion that these things are insulting."

"Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?"

"It is a profound truth that to know when to speak and when to listen is the hallmark of genuine discernment — an essential principle for the reflective life."

"It is a essential truth that in the tapestry of human existence, every trial adds depth to the design — an essential principle for the reflective life."