"I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you."

"A writer's job is to tell the truth."

"All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law."

"I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting."

"With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's just not acting. It's lying."

"Serious sport is war minus the shooting."

"If I'm going to play, it's going to be 100-percent commitment."

"I manage a team, for beach soccer. I'm the coach. Player, coach."