"Who would you want to be giving you advice? Somebody who doesn't have any money?"

"They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window."

"A wise woman recognizes when her life is out of balance and summons the courage to act to correct it, she knows the meaning of true generosity, happiness is the reward for a life lived in harmony, with a courage and grace."

"No one's ever achieved financial fitness with a January resolution that's abandoned by February."

"The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated."

"If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep."

"Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead."

"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country."