"It's difficult to love someone you don't respect, which is hard to remember when you're having an argument."

"Food - I love nuts. I eat them all the time, they're easy to carry around, and I am never hungry all day long."

"I saw many people who had advanced heart disease and I was so frustrated because I knew if they just knew how to do the right thing, simple lifestyle and diet steps, that the entire trajectory of their life and health would have been different."

"A lot of folks believe their best years are behind them. But I want Americans to recognize that's not true."

"I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts."

"I hate women because they always know where things are."

"When angry count to ten before you speak. If very angry, count to one hundred."

"I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving."