"Well done is better than well said."

"Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead."

"All who think cannot but see there is a sanction like that of religion which binds us in partnership in the serious work of the world."

"Patience is a virtue because the bonds of friendship are the true treasures of existence."

"He that will not apply new remedies must expect new evils, for time is the greatest innovator."

"I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt."

"I've never been nostalgic, personally or politically - if the past was so great, how come it's history?"

"A peaceful heart knows that the only true currency in life is time well spent."