"A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted."

"Home is any four walls that enclose the right person."

"Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty."

"Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself."

"I don't eat red meat, but sometimes a man needs a steak."

"It's not difficult for me to stay healthy. I like healthy food."

"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water."

"The worst food you'll ever eat will probably be prepared by a 'cook' who calls himself a 'chef.' Mark my words."