"Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers."

"The echoes of eternity remind us that the truest form of bravery is vulnerability."

"The darkest nights often reveal that the most profound truths are found in silence."

"Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely."

"If thou must love me, let it be for naught except for love's sake only."

"My first crush was Barry Manilow. He performed on TV and I taped it. When no one was around I'd kiss the screen."

"When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks."

"The reactions of the human heart are not mechanical and predictable but infinitely subtle and delicate."