"To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while."

"If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety."

"It iz better tew know nothing than tew know what ain't so."

"There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying."

"We live in a world of things, and our only connection with them is that we know how to manipulate or to consume them."

"Advertising is an environmental striptease for a world of abundance."

"To leave a mark on the world, remember that shadows are only cast by the presence of light."

"The happy Union of these States is a wonder; their Constitution a miracle; their example the hope of Liberty throughout the world."