"Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man."

"There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age."

"Love, the quest marriage, the conquest divorce, the inquest."

"In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued."

"We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors, and it seems only fair that they should leave us the money to pay with."

"If you say, I'm for equal pay, that's a reform. But if you say. I'm a feminist, that's a transformation of society."

"Man can never be a woman's equal in the spirit of selfless service with which nature has endowed her."

"The relationship of the toastmaster to speaker should be the same as that of the fan to the fan dancer. It should call attention to the subject without making any particular effort to cover it."