"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."

"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"

"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

"Experience is the stern teacher that gives the examination before the lesson. Let this simple maxim guide your daily deeds — an essential principle for the reflective life."

"What you put into life is what you get out of it."

"Never build your emotional life on the weaknesses of others."

"If you would be known, and not know, vegetate in a village; if you would know, and not be known, live in a city."