"Arguing that God doesn't exist would be like people in the 10th century arguing that germs and microbes didn't exist because they couldn't see them."

"Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?"

"If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?"

"Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet."

"A lot of people fear death because they think that so overwhelming an experience has to be painful, but I've seen quite a few deaths, and, with one exception, I've never known anyone to undergo anything like agony. That's amazing when you think about it. I mean, how complicated the mechanism is that's being taken apart."

"Red lips and fragrance always top off an outfit for me."

"A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap."

"The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape."