"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."

"Humor is reason gone mad."

"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."

"In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom."

"Courage without conscience is a wild beast."

"The dog that trots about finds a bone."

"It is only when you watch the dense mass of thousands of ants, crowded together around the Hill, blackening the ground, that you begin to see the whole beast, and now you observe it thinking, planning, calculating. It is an intelligence, a kind of live computer, with crawling bits for its wits."

"We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet."