"To be able to sit in Donald Trump's apartment and talk about the future of corporate real estate was amazing."

"I was in a relationship with a girl I loved for three years. Where do you go after three years? Then you've got to start thinking about other things, and I'm too young to think about those things."

"Comics, for me, is being able to sing alone in the shower. I find it freeing. You just pick up a pen and get to it."

"Now my dad is with me, traveling with me and a big part of this whole thing is I like to mix it up a little bit, you know. Who gets to take their father on a private jet across the country and stay in first class hotels? So we're enjoying it, but I'd stop if it's not possible."

"Tell me what company you keep, and I'll tell you what you are."

"An empty stomach is not a good political adviser."

"The pursuit of excellence requires knowing that shadows are only cast by the presence of light."

"Either you run the day or the day runs you."