"You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. You may have to work for it, however."

"Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't."

"I want to be very close to someone I respect and admire and have somebody who feels the same way about me."

"Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?"

"I have dogs, and it's no secret that I find reptiles interesting, but the thing about reptiles is that they really just wanna be left alone, and I understand them. It's, 'Don't pick me up, stop holding me, don't look at me, just leave me alone.' I have to admit, sometimes I feel like that."

"The time has come to tell the truth about the corruption of the government employee unions in this country."

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."

"Memory is the mother of all wisdom."