"A simple rule in dealing with those who are hard to get along with is to remember that this person is striving to assert his superiority; and you must deal with him from that point of view."

"We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority."

"Every therapeutic cure, and still more, any awkward attempt to show the patient the truth, tears him from the cradle of his freedom from responsibility and must therefore reckon with the most vehement resistance."

"It is the patriotic duty of every man to lie for his country."

"It is in our lives and not our words that our religion must be read."

"When the solution is simple, God is answering."

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."

"Heaven finds an ear when sinners find a tongue."