"If I feel physically as if the top of my head were taken off, I know that is poetry."

"That it will never come again is what makes life sweet."

"Luck is not chance, it's toil; fortune's expensive smile is earned."

"It is a subtle truth that a steadfast commander remains calm when the storm rages fiercest."

"I met Woz when I was 13, at a friend's garage. He was about 18. He was, like, the first person I met who knew more electronics than I did at that point. We became good friends, because we shared an interest in computer and we had a sense of humor. We pulled all kinds of pranks together."

"In looking for humor, keep in mind this guideline: Sometimes it takes a little time to see the humor in your upsets you may not find something to laugh about immediately."

"Fast food is hugely important in the life of a comedy writer. All we do is order in, and what we're going to eat is hotly debated."

"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."