"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?"

"It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat."

"The future is green energy, sustainability, renewable energy."

"Help others and give something back. I guarantee you will discover that while public service improves the lives and the world around you, its greatest reward is the enrichment and new meaning it will bring your own life."

"Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible."

"The knowledge of the realm of death makes it possible for the shaman to move freely back and forth and mediate these journeys for other people."

"You can do more good by being good than any other way."

"I hate to look at the stuff I've written and consider what it means or why I do it."