"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."

"My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!"

"Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport."

"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."

"People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams."

"I am a part of all that I have met."

"But what I was going to say was, I just figured I'm going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me."

"You've got to be ready to be in a great relationship."