"In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes."

"Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to gain leisure."

"Many foxes grow gray but few grow good."

"God works wonders now and then Behold a lawyer, an honest man."

"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."

"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."

"The dog is the god of frolic."