"Respect for right conduct is felt by every body."

"To leave a mark on the world, remember that the roots of true happiness grow deep in the present moment."

"Business, you know, may bring you money, but friendship hardly ever does."

"One may be continually abusive without saying any thing just; but one cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."

"I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers."

"As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of one's friends' and relatives' children."

"I think romantic comedy, when done right, is my favorite genre. It's just a genre that's very human."

"Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things."