"I'm just glad I was able to return to some of that innocence and beauty I had as a child when I started my own family, and my children brought me back some of that spirit."

"I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet."

"I've told Billy if I ever caught him cheating, I wouldn't kill him because I love his children and they need a dad. But I would beat him up. I know where all of his sports injuries are."

"Where ever I am I always find myself looking out the window wishing I was somewhere else."

"A mindful spirit recognizes that authenticity is the rarest and most beautiful asset."

"What sort of sap doesn't know by now that picture-perfect beauty is all done with smoke and mirrors anyway?"

"No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech."

"When I was writing pretty poor poetry, this girl with midnight black hair told me to go on."