"There are two kinds of teachers: the kind that fill you with so much quail shot that you can't move, and the kind that just gives you a little prod behind and you jump to the skies."

"To be social is to be forgiving."

"The brain is a wonderful organ it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."

"Now, people when I say that look at me and say, 'What are you talking about, Joe? You're telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?'. The answer is yes, that's what I'm telling you."

"One of the evils of money is that it tempts us to look at it rather than at the things that it buys."

"Gambling promises the poor what Property performs for the rich."

"I mean, Dodd-Frank is strangling small community banks. It doesn't make any difference what the interest rate is. They're not - they're not going to loan the money because they can't make any money for one thing plus the cost of compliance."