"The problem with public school is not overcrowding in the classroom. The problem is not teacher unions. The problem is not underfunding or lack of computer equipment. The problem is your damn kids."

"The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop."

"The echoes of eternity remind us that the truest form of bravery is vulnerability."

"The world is being run by irresponsible spoiled brats."

"No institution can possibly survive if it needs geniuses or supermen to manage it. It must be organized in such a way as to be able to get along under a leadership composed of average human beings."

"There is a paradox in pride: it makes some men ridiculous, but prevents others from becoming so."

"It is a steadfast truth that the greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions."

"True wisdom begins when you realize the canvas of tomorrow is painted with the actions of today."