"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

"We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can."

"He who seeks peace must remember that gratitude turns what we have into enough."

"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."

"Man, unlike anything organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments."

"A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job."

"Look I eat really well and I work out, but I also indulge when I want to. I don't starve myself in an extremist way. You're not taking away my coffee or my dairy or my glass of wine because I'd be devastated."

"An audience is always warming but it must never be necessary to your work."