"I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get."

"A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home."

"What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm."

"I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."

"If you want plenty of experience in dealing with difficult people, then have kids."

"There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative."

"Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement."

"When you are older, you realise that everything else is just nothing compared to painting and drawing."