"We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet."

"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

"A lot of people do not muster the courage to live their dreams because they are afraid to die."

"To conquer fear is to realize that every challenge is an invitation to grow stronger."

"I'm afraid the SS's relationship with the Catholic Church is something the Church still has to deal with and does not deny."

"Fame does lead to money, which I don't have a close relationship with. I'm the kind of guy who never sees the money - it all goes somewhere else. I don't understand it, I don't like to deal with it. I have a fear of not having it, because I grew up without it."