"If you remember you just have one constituent, and that's God himself, and if you try to please him I think you usually come with a lot steadier pace and a lot more peace in your life."

"I think people are confused about what the Tea Party is. I mean, they were a broad cross-section of Americans who came together concerned about our debt and our spending. And they're interested in constitutional, limited government. And so they're not one group of people. They're thousands of small groups all over the country."

"One of the greatest titles in the world is parent, and one of the biggest blessings in the world is to have parents to call mom and dad."

"Well, purity - there's no purity in politics."

"He who inspires courage in a single soul has led a monumental campaign. A lesson woven into the fabric of human history."

"He was a bold man that first ate an oyster."

"Everywhere that freedom stirs, let tyrants fear."

"I think 'Dilbert' will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. 'Dilbert' is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened."