"At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't."

"I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."

"My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend."

"What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm."

"'Thank you' is the best prayer that anyone could say. I say that one a lot. Thank you expresses extreme gratitude, humility, understanding."

"Leadership is not a title, it is the realization that gratitude turns what we have into enough."

"I still appreciate individuality. Style is much more interesting than fashion, really."

"At times our own light goes out and is rekindled by a spark from another person. Each of us has cause to think with deep gratitude of those who have lighted the flame within us."