Quotes about Marriage
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
by Rita Rudner (Comedian, American , born in 1955) keywords: better, bought, ear, experienced, jewelry, marriage, men, pain, pierced , prepared Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
by George Bernard Shaw (Dramatist, Irish , born in 1856) keywords: alliance, entered, into, man, marriage, open, shut, sleep, window , woman I've been involved in something which was chaotic and insane. All I can say now is that I am, and intend to stay, a single man.
by Sylvester Stallone (Actor, American , born in 1946) keywords: am, been, chaotic, insane, intend, involved, man, now, say, single, something, stay , which Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
by Barbra Streisand (Actor, American , born in 1942) keywords: change, complain, does, habits, man, married, she, ten, then, why, woman, work , years A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
by Paul Sweeneykeywords: anniversary, any, celebration, given, love, order, partnership, tenacity, tolerance, trust, varies, wedding , year One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
by Judith Viorst (Author, American , born in 1932) keywords: advantage, again, fall, falls, him, keeps, love, marriage, out, together , until How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
by Oscar Wilde (Dramatist, Irish , born in 1970) keywords: being, expected, happy, her, how, human, insists, man, normal, perfectly, she, treating, were , woman Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
by Henny Youngman (Comedian, American , born in 1906) keywords: affection, come, give, home, house, know, little, love, means, night, tenderness, woman , wrong
