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I speak two languages, Body and English.

by Mae West (Actor, American , born in 1893) keywords: body, english, languages , speak

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

by Mae West (Actor, American , born in 1893) keywords: drifted, snow, used , white

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

by Mae West (Actor, American , born in 1893) keywords: clean , funny

After I did the first Die Hard I said I'd never do another, same after I did the second one and the third. The whole genre was running itself into the ground.

by Bruce Willis (Actor, American , born in 1955) keywords: die , hard

I just have more fun when I get to try new things - and the action film genre has kind of painted itself into a corner, copied itself so many times and it has basically run out of bad buys.

by Bruce Willis (Actor, American , born in 1955) keywords: action, bad, film , fun

I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble.

by Bruce Willis (Actor, American , born in 1955) keywords: after, always, before, confidence, famous, got, had, into, just, more , trouble

If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein.

by Bruce Willis (Actor, American , born in 1955) keywords: catch, hussein , saddam

Justin Timberlake is terrific in this film. I told him it's time to stop singing.

by Bruce Willis (Actor, American , born in 1955) keywords: film, singing, terrific , justin timberlake

My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.

by Bruce Willis (Actor, American , born in 1955) keywords: love, sorry , wife

On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

by Bruce Willis (Actor, American , born in 1955) keywords: childbirth, experience, hand, jars, never, open, other, our , own

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

by Natalie Wood (Actor, American , born in 1938) keywords: baby, man, time, woman, success , change

Frank Lloyd Wright

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

by Frank Lloyd Wright (Architect, American , born in 1970) keywords: chewing, eyes, gum , tv

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

by Steven Wright (Comedian, American , born in 1955) keywords: afraid, heights , lot

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

by Steven Wright (Comedian, American , born in 1955) keywords: country, cross, great, live, skiing , small

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

by Steven Wright (Comedian, American , born in 1955) keywords: cat, curiosity, killed, suspect , while

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

by Steven Wright (Comedian, American , born in 1955) keywords: distance, everywhere, time, walking , within

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

by Steven Wright (Comedian, American , born in 1955) keywords: batteries, bought, included, some , weren

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

by Steven Wright (Comedian, American , born in 1955) keywords: bad, busted, five, get, got, lawyer, luck, mirror, seven, thinks , years

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

by Steven Wright (Comedian, American , born in 1955) keywords: far, forever, good, intend , live

All you may need to be happy is love, but to survive you need money!

by Jason Zebehazykeywords: happy, love, money , survive

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