A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. - Quotes, Quotations & Sayings by Steven Wright

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

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Steven Wright

Date of birth: 1955-12-06

Quotes number: 99

Nationality: American

Profession: Comedian

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