Date of birth: 1958-07-05
Quotes number: 43
Nationality: American
Profession: Cartoonist
A real job is a job you hate.
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
Genius is never understood in its own time.
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
