Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage".
Date of birth: 1820-04-27
Date of death: 1903-12-08
Quotes number: 41
Nationality: English
Profession: Philosopher
We've both been married before and our previous experiences made us fearful of commitment.
Marriage hasn't been my thing. But gay people, knock yourselves out!
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.