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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
topics: Marriage keywords: better, bought, ear, experienced, jewelry, marriage, men, pain, pierced , prepared

Rita Rudner

Date of birth: 1955-09-17

Quotes number: 36

Nationality: American

Profession: Comedian

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