Date of birth: 1932-08-23
Quotes number: 17
Nationality: American
Profession: Writer
Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.
Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.
I believe that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business... my business!
I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.
I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
I'll keep doing it until I die or the audiences die.
If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.
If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.
People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.
Rush has done some top-notch quality work, and we're very, very pleased with them. We really enjoy working with them. They are on time and on budget, which makes me happy.
