You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
Date of birth: 1966-02-07
Quotes number: 20
Profession: Comedian
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
The jam is moving toward the Capitol where Congress sits in judgment on all the administrative agencies of Government.
The worst thing in this world, next to anarchy, is government.
Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.
Democracy is an abuse of statistics.
Our government... teaches the whole people by its example. If the government becomes the lawbreaker, it breeds contempt for law; it invites every man to become a law unto himself; it invites anarchy.
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.
Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.
Nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced.