Date of birth: 1855-04-01
Date of death: 1950-11-15
Quotes number: 22
Nationality: American
Profession: Writer
A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.
Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.
Democracy forever teases us with the contrast between its ideals and its realities, between its heroic possibilities and its sorry achievements.
Edged tools are dangerous things to handle, and not infrequently do much hurt.
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
It has been well said that tea is suggestive of a thousand wants, from which spring the decencies and luxuries of civilization.
It has been wisely said that we cannot really love anybody at whom we never laugh.
It is as impossible to withhold education from the receptive mind, as it is impossible to force it upon the unreasoning.
It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.
