Date of birth: 1927-03-04
Quotes number: 32
Nationality: American
Profession: Entertainer
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
