A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Date of birth: 1895-10-02
Date of death: 1977-08-19
Quotes number: 70
Nationality: American
Profession: Comedian
Our time is so specialized that we have people who know more and more or less and less.
I don't think you need to go looking for the enemy. He's going to look for you.
My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me.
Why do the Yankees always win? The other team can't stop looking at the pinstripes.
A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
What is the purpose of the giant sequoia tree? The purpose of the giant sequoia tree is to provide shade for the tiny titmouse.
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
'How do you know so much about everything?' was asked of a very wise and intelligent man; and the answer was 'By never being afraid or ashamed to ask questions as to anything of which I was ignorant.'
I can do something else besides stuff a ball through a hoop. My biggest resource is my mind.
Your mind is what makes everything else work.