Date of birth: 1882-01-18
Date of death: 1956-01-31
Quotes number: 19
Nationality: English
Profession: Author
Almost anyone can be an author; the business is to collect money and fame from this state of being.
Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.
Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.
Never forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
Organizating is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.
